1. You looked so pretty in your wedding pictures. I must say you’re photogenic. Who was your make-up artist?

So you’re saying I don’t look good in real life or I don’t look good without professional make-up! What are you trying to say?

 

 

2. You’ve put on weight

Yes, may be a pound or two. I’m glad you noticed it!

 

 

3. You look so tired, are you getting enough sleep? 😉

None of your business

 

 

4. How are your in-laws? Your Mother-in-law and sister-in-law? Do you get along? 😉

Did you get along very well with your in-laws?

 

 

5. Life’s not going to be same as before, things change after you get married!

I know, life’s changed, I have to sit and tolerate your non-sense

 

 

6. When are you planning kids? How many kids to you want? Do you want a girl or a boy?

Didn’t I just get married?

 

 

7. Why did you go to Florida for your honeymoon? Bora-Bora is so much more exotic!

Were you going to pay for my honeymoon?

 

 

8. Are you going to continue working? Why?

What kind of question is that?

 

 

9. You must start dressing up a little conservative

Why? Do i dress up who**-ish?

 

 

10. You got to learn how to cook.

Is that really why I got married? Were we not surviving before we got married?

 

Let me stuff your mouth with burnt food!